SASSITUDE PRESENTS THE FIRST ANNUAL MISS SASS PAGEANT
It has come to our attention that the world is missing something. Something glamarous. Something gorgeous. Something sassy AF…
And thus the search is on to find Miss Sass 2017! Who is the celestial being who personifies Sass? It's time to find them and celebrate them in all their megababe glory.
Contestants will take part in three rounds — catwalk, talent and question round in order for our atendees to make a fully informed decision on who should be our Miss Sass. That's right — our atendees will be able to exercise their democratic rights in order to vote for who they feel should be Miss Sass 2017 as we feel bougeous judges who have no connection with the sasses (that's sass and masses together) have no right in making a decision on behald of the people.
The celestial being crowned Miss Sass will receive prizes from our sponsers Helena Juric Latex, Ingrid Kraftchenko, Mary Benson, The Model Traitor, Tamzin Lilywhite & more + lifetime free entry to Sassitude for them and a friend.
And of course as per usual we will have a night full of tunes from the sassiest DJs around including:
Lisboa's finest portu-gal Alex Simoes (back from the beach with a tan ready to dazzle you)
Cambridge Heath's dazzling angel Bradley Sharpe
And resident queen of sass Emily Rose England
£3 before 11.30
If you would like to compete in the Miss Sass Pageant please contact Emily Rose England.